The Longest Barrel Ride

by Slightly Stoopid

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1.
strike down the one sir come criticize you strike down the one sir come jeopardize you come jeopardize you and like a new grown seed the man come and chop you down he come chop you down and when your reaching for that sunshine he come chop you down he come chop you down the man come he say to me in the morning time you'll see me by the ocean floor building castles building castles made of sand said if your good to me you know that ill be good to you you never really understood the meaning of the truth
2.
01:37
I never thought too much about politics I never cared for the law There's only one thing on my mind God damn i need my alcohol And if you ask me no more questions I'm sure to tell you no lies When 1 and 1 is adding up to 3 Someone is shooting up a line I'm gonna go break the law I'm getting' sick of it all And as i'm waiting at the bus stop I hear a mean old yell And here he comes mister johnny fuckin' law He's got me scared as He's got me scared as hell And if you think he's got me cornered As soon as i get my nine Somebody out there dial 911 It doesnt cost you a dime I'm gonna go break the law I'm gettin' sick of it all I'm gonna go break the law I'm getting' sick of it all Fuck it Fuck you too
3.
02:27
But he's that one He's just a manly ese loco With a plan He's got them girls He's got the buds The triple loaded blunts At first he stacks And then he packs And puts on his surf racks Hits them waves ten feet high And they're pounding on the shore We never wanted this He never needed that It's time we take right back The problems that he's got to give us He goes to parties Pushin' shovin' kids 'n drinkin' from the pool He's throwin' bottles in the air Sometimes he thinks it's really cool Never wanted never needed Never bleeded common sense See the writings on the wall And kyle was pullin' down his pants He never wanted this He never needed that It's time we take right back The problems that he's got to give us He is the one he's just a manly ese loco With a plan He's got the girls he's got the buds The triple loaded blunts At first he stacks And then he packs And puts on his surf racks Hits them waves ten feet high And they're pounding on the shore (sobriety)...(lets get faded) They're pounding on that shore (sobriety)...(lets get faded) But let me give it to you one more time (so faded) You paddle out so far You think that your gonna die (sobriety) You see them waves They're breaking right over your head But if your caught inside You're bound to be dead We never wanted this He never needed that It's time we take right back The problems that he's got to give He never wanted this He never needed that It's time we take right back The problems that he's got to give
4.
02:32
And if i had a feeling and i liked it alot I'd spread my lovin' all around 'cause you know we aint got a place to stay Up you gotta run away Until that break of day Say baby i cant love you if they say your a whore I don't need your pimp daddy crackin' down my door And if you try to infer which your losin' the hand Cause i'm the only one whose tough enough to stand If you listen to my storys in Standing plain and true Can you see with one eye open Even though its just the two of us to stay I cant believe that you don't b-load every day Don't try and fake it cause you know its not me Its not me Whoa whoa It's not me It's not me It's not me People try to tell you that your something your not 'cause everybody want to be the one with the shots In the head Don't you know the living dread But baby one more time Say baby don't you know When its time to get back And if you listen to me closely Then we'll stay on track Around and round and around she goes Until we tied her up down from her head to her toes If you listen to the calling of The generation gap Never put it all together Like were stepping right back behind the page I cant pretend that we don't b-load every day Don't try and fake it cause you know its not me It's not me Whoa whoa its not me It's not me It's not me Well i know This shit aint right You can count on me puttin' up a fight But im seein' you here and im seein' you there I see that you don't give a damn about me
5.
Walking down, on home tonight I want to serenade Trying to rid myself of What you're going to say Why don't you leave me alone now? Just get the fuck away Don't wanna hear the bullshit That you're gonna say Stop staring at me Just leave me alone Stop staring at me Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Don't fuck'n look And ... can't you offer All the things, I had to lose Everything, I had to say Was just against the rules Why don't you look at me now? Just get the fuck away Don't wanna hear the bullshit That your gonna say Stop staring at me Just leave me alone Stop staring at me Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Don't fuck'n look Defending counter action Got pain and suffering There's just the fucking shit now Built up inside of me I can't do anything now Never mind, kill the fool I'm planning on doing time Time for killing you Stop staring at me Just leave me alone Stop staring at me Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Don't fuck'n look
6.
You know them people be strugglin' every day You got to get up, get out and move your body line today Say listen to me people said I've got to tell you something true And don't be falsified by what others want you to do It took forever just to chase you It took a second to replace you But I will not bother and disgrace you And send you to the judge and let him case you Her time has left you behind Time won't let you be mine Maintain me soul and me say maintain me mind Time is the master and the master is time Yes, these are the hands of time Yes, these are the hands of time Deceiver [Incomprehensible] and this will leave her Yes, these are the hands of time Yes, these are the hands of time Yes, and you will melt in this time The time hasn't left you, you say so far behind Yes, these are the hands of time Yes, these are the hands of time Yes, these are the hands of time
7.
I'm so stoned And I'm free, so free Said if you roll another spliff sir Won't cha pass it right over to me I'm so stoned And I'm free, so, so free But if you tell it in a letter, girl You know that you ain't no good for me
8.
Too many, too many people In my way, it's over population I am that sinking stone Drowning in a sea of frustration Little bay, big bay Too many things, it's overcomplicated You can all just fuck off and die And leave me lying there insane
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01:22
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00:54
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02:11
Hey man, you feel it The blood is rushin' through my veins And I wanna see you coming again Believe it, you feel it, you know you wanna see it too So when the fuck are you gonna realize Hey man, it's time to say I'm coming to get you and I wanna see you Running away from me, I'm coming to get you I'm coming to you and I wanna see you Running away from me, running away Hey man, you see it A needle's jammed inside my veins And every little thing is gonna be the fucking same Believe it, you feel it, you know you wanna see it too So when the fuck are you gonna realize Hey man, it's time to say I'm coming to get you and I wanna see you Running away from me, I'm coming to get you I'm coming to you and I wanna see you Running away from me Hey man, you feel it The blood is rushin' through my veins And I wanna see you coming again believe it, you feel it, you know you wanna see it too So when the fuck are you gonna realize Hey man, it's time to say I'm coming to get you and I wanna see you Running away from me, I'm coming to get you I'm coming to you and I wanna see you Running away from me, running away Like narcotics anonymous, just keep it simple
12.
02:41
Yes, I'm a struggler You know me never give up And me no worry If I ain't got much Yes, I'm a struggler You know me never give up And me no worry If I ain't got much Just you, said I Said I love my girl Yes, I love her Said I love my girl
13.
I don't know why i've been losing control All them fuck all this shit And down in the hole Friends keep on tellin' me What im doin wrong I'm slightly stoopid Never passing up the bong One two three four They try and say to me that im such a fool Fool stands for... They aint cool Don't try to say to me what the hell i'm doin' wrong I'm slightly stoopid never passing up that bong One two three four ...now And buried in this hole Thats why i'm so stoopid and out of control Societys broke up and they'll shoot us away Cause i'm slighty stoopid And there's nothing else to say One two three four
14.
03:32
play on mr. music play on play on mr. music play on but give it to me lord mr. music you know it sure sounds good to me it's just the feelin' i know that you can't refuse i say now what have you got to be say there's a riot in the city tonight everybody people come no fuss no fight said there's a riot in the city tonight everybody people come no fuss no fight he tell me play on mr. music play on play on mr. music play on well if ya never knew that givin up's such an easy thing to do say people don't cha know what's right right and when i'm reaching for my sun that be in the sky you know my heaven's coming down tonight he tell me play on, mr. music play on play on, mr. music play on but if you listen raggamuffin don't cha 'ere what i'm sayin to ya every little thing okay and when i wake up in the morning and i'm feeling fine you know i'm loving everything today we got to you know we got to get together one more time to stand up for our rights and if you're livin for the life of the simple man you best stand ground before ya put up a fight he tell me play on mr. music play on play on mr. music play on the keyboard, he tell me play on mr. music play on play on mr. music play on
15.
But when I look inside I've got this bad bad feeling about her You know she cheated and she lied And she's throwing it all away But if you come to me Tryin' to tell me that you're sorry You better get down on your knees And start to pray And how many times must I come up With all of the answers But give me the meaning and the reasons That you're giving it up today But if you come to me Tryin' to tell me that you love me You better get down on your knees And start to pray I never needed anybody Quite like this Don't try to tell me how to be Don't try to tell me how to act But then you might get smacked But right in the head And then you turn around baby And you might be dead And I know that I'm feelin' kind of numb in my fingers But straight down to my toes But let me feel her up and use her up Until she gets mutherfuckin' cold, whoa whoa Baby, won't you step in line? Just let me grab another piece of your big behind You better come on girl And give it to me now But it's just the beat Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up Baby, won't you step in line? Just let me grab another piece of your behind You better come on girl And give it to me now I'll catch the longest barrel rides, no Deep in the barrels where we ride, yeah yeah It takes 12 beers to get me right, no, no, no, yeah yeah I'll catch the longest barrel rides, no In the bed is where I lie, yeah yeah It takes 12 beers to get me right, no, no, no, yeah yeah Low tide jetty is where we play
16.
02:11
I use the force 'cause I am a Jedi But I'm a bad boy and I'm livin' up at the beach What ya gonna do now When I'm reaching for my piece of the action But nobody seems to care, whoa, oh Nobody seems to care that I use the force 'cause I am a Jedi But when I'm hittin' up a blunt You know I'm down to get high Roll another one until You know what it means to say Goddamn you're a smokin' machine It's just the bass Irie, I the Jedi
17.
03:52
Violence Violence Violence It's pure mood Violence Violence Violence It's pure mood Fuck the police Fuck the government Fuck the system Love your mother Fuck the police Fuck the government Fuck the system Love your mother
18.
01:25
Hey, hey, it's just the ... ain't no fun And if you're Costa Rican Than you know that we'll be screamin' Just the opposite on thoughts of every one Ain't got no money, just a buzz 'Cause living in the nineties is a bust Fight, fight, you've got to fight... Survival of the fittest ain't no game And if you don't believe me Than I know that you'll deceive me Just a second and I'm coming back again Ain't got no money just a buzz 'Cause living in the nineties is a bust Ain't got no money just a buzz 'Cause living in the nineties is a bust Fight, fight and die
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20.
09:54
What have you done? Oh, must you say to believe All the corruption and the disorderly's said Feel that music pumpin' in through my veins I tell you baby, I think I'm goin' insane For better days like this I always knew that she had never been kissed But just passed around and now it's over in a minute If she don't make a sound Well, I'm gonna go and get low Yeah, I'm so sick of the old Said, I'm gonna go and get low one more time I'm so sick of the old I've got it underneath my boot The sun comes down And the sky is goin' blue But like dusk 'til dawn We're just three white boys Playin' reggae songs It's just the beat Party people Keep on movin' Party people Keep on movin' We're gonna skank it All night long We're gonna skank it 'Til the break of dawn We're gonna skank it All night long We're gonna skank it now, baby 'Til the break of dawn

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released November 24, 1998

Label: Skunk/Cornerstone Records

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