The Longest Barrel Ride
by Slightly Stoopid
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1. |
Castles Of Sand
03:55
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strike down the one sir
come criticize you
strike down the one sir
come jeopardize you
come jeopardize you
and like a new grown seed
the man come and chop you down
he come chop you down
and when your reaching for that sunshine
he come chop you down
he come chop you down
the man come he say to me
in the morning time you'll see me by the ocean floor
building castles
building castles made of sand
said if your good to me you know that ill be good to you
you never really understood the meaning of the truth
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2. |
Johnny Law
01:37
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I never thought too much about politics
I never cared for the law
There's only one thing on my mind
God damn i need my alcohol
And if you ask me no more questions
I'm sure to tell you no lies
When 1 and 1 is adding up to 3
Someone is shooting up a line
I'm gonna go break the law
I'm getting' sick of it all
And as i'm waiting at the bus stop
I hear a mean old yell
And here he comes mister johnny fuckin' law
He's got me scared as
He's got me scared as hell
And if you think he's got me cornered
As soon as i get my nine
Somebody out there dial 911
It doesnt cost you a dime
I'm gonna go break the law
I'm gettin' sick of it all
I'm gonna go break the law
I'm getting' sick of it all
Fuck it
Fuck you too
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3. |
Ese Loco
02:27
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But he's that one
He's just a manly ese loco
With a plan
He's got them girls
He's got the buds
The triple loaded blunts
At first he stacks
And then he packs
And puts on his surf racks
Hits them waves ten feet high
And they're pounding on the shore
We never wanted this
He never needed that
It's time we take right back
The problems that he's got to give us
He goes to parties
Pushin' shovin' kids
'n drinkin' from the pool
He's throwin' bottles in the air
Sometimes he thinks it's really cool
Never wanted never needed
Never bleeded common sense
See the writings on the wall
And kyle was pullin' down his pants
He never wanted this
He never needed that
It's time we take right back
The problems that he's got to give us
He is the one he's just a manly ese loco
With a plan
He's got the girls he's got the buds
The triple loaded blunts
At first he stacks
And then he packs
And puts on his surf racks
Hits them waves ten feet high
And they're pounding on the shore
(sobriety)...(lets get faded)
They're pounding on that shore
(sobriety)...(lets get faded)
But let me give it to you one more time
(so faded)
You paddle out so far
You think that your gonna die
(sobriety)
You see them waves
They're breaking right over your head
But if your caught inside
You're bound to be dead
We never wanted this
He never needed that
It's time we take right back
The problems that he's got to give
He never wanted this
He never needed that
It's time we take right back
The problems that he's got to give
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4. |
Living Dread
02:32
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And if i had a feeling and i liked it alot
I'd spread my lovin' all around
'cause you know we aint got a place to stay
Up you gotta run away
Until that break of day
Say baby i cant love you if they say your a whore
I don't need your pimp daddy crackin' down my door
And if you try to infer which your losin' the hand
Cause i'm the only one whose tough enough to stand
If you listen to my storys in
Standing plain and true
Can you see with one eye open
Even though its just the two of us to stay
I cant believe that you don't b-load every day
Don't try and fake it cause you know its not me
Its not me
Whoa whoa
It's not me
It's not me
It's not me
People try to tell you that your something your not
'cause everybody want to be the one with the shots
In the head
Don't you know the living dread
But baby one more time
Say baby don't you know
When its time to get back
And if you listen to me closely
Then we'll stay on track
Around and round and around she goes
Until we tied her up down from her head to her toes
If you listen to the calling of
The generation gap
Never put it all together
Like were stepping right back behind the page
I cant pretend that we don't b-load every day
Don't try and fake it cause you know its not me
It's not me
Whoa whoa its not me
It's not me
It's not me
Well i know
This shit aint right
You can count on me puttin' up a fight
But im seein' you here and im seein' you there
I see that you don't give a damn about me
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5. |
Don't Fuck'n Look
02:08
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Walking down, on home tonight
I want to serenade
Trying to rid myself of
What you're going to say
Why don't you leave me alone now?
Just get the fuck away
Don't wanna hear the bullshit
That you're gonna say
Stop staring at me
Just leave me alone
Stop staring at me
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Don't fuck'n look
And ... can't you offer
All the things, I had to lose
Everything, I had to say
Was just against the rules
Why don't you look at me now?
Just get the fuck away
Don't wanna hear the bullshit
That your gonna say
Stop staring at me
Just leave me alone
Stop staring at me
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Don't fuck'n look
Defending counter action
Got pain and suffering
There's just the fucking shit now
Built up inside of me
I can't do anything now
Never mind, kill the fool
I'm planning on doing time
Time for killing you
Stop staring at me
Just leave me alone
Stop staring at me
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Don't fuck'n look
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6. |
Hands of Time
03:11
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You know them people be strugglin' every day
You got to get up, get out and move your body line today
Say listen to me people said I've got to tell you something true
And don't be falsified by what others want you to do
It took forever just to chase you
It took a second to replace you
But I will not bother and disgrace you
And send you to the judge and let him case you
Her time has left you behind
Time won't let you be mine
Maintain me soul and me say maintain me mind
Time is the master and the master is time
Yes, these are the hands of time
Yes, these are the hands of time
Deceiver [Incomprehensible] and this will leave her
Yes, these are the hands of time
Yes, these are the hands of time
Yes, and you will melt in this time
The time hasn't left you, you say so far behind
Yes, these are the hands of time
Yes, these are the hands of time
Yes, these are the hands of time
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7. |
I'm So Stoned
02:32
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I'm so stoned
And I'm free, so free
Said if you roll another spliff sir
Won't cha pass it right over to me
I'm so stoned
And I'm free, so, so free
But if you tell it in a letter, girl
You know that you ain't no good for me
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8. |
Sinking Stone
01:43
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Too many, too many people
In my way, it's over population
I am that sinking stone
Drowning in a sea of frustration
Little bay, big bay
Too many things, it's overcomplicated
You can all just fuck off and die
And leave me lying there insane
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9. |
Roots Rip
01:22
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10. |
Crazy Riff
00:54
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11. |
Running Away
02:11
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Hey man, you feel it
The blood is rushin' through my veins
And I wanna see you coming again
Believe it, you feel it, you know you wanna see it too
So when the fuck are you gonna realize
Hey man, it's time to say
I'm coming to get you and I wanna see you
Running away from me, I'm coming to get you
I'm coming to you and I wanna see you
Running away from me, running away
Hey man, you see it
A needle's jammed inside my veins
And every little thing is gonna be the fucking same
Believe it, you feel it, you know you wanna see it too
So when the fuck are you gonna realize
Hey man, it's time to say
I'm coming to get you and I wanna see you
Running away from me, I'm coming to get you
I'm coming to you and I wanna see you
Running away from me
Hey man, you feel it
The blood is rushin' through my veins
And I wanna see you coming again
believe it, you feel it, you know you wanna see it too
So when the fuck are you gonna realize
Hey man, it's time to say
I'm coming to get you and I wanna see you
Running away from me, I'm coming to get you
I'm coming to you and I wanna see you
Running away from me, running away
Like narcotics anonymous, just keep it simple
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12. |
Struggler
02:41
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Yes, I'm a struggler
You know me never give up
And me no worry
If I ain't got much
Yes, I'm a struggler
You know me never give up
And me no worry
If I ain't got much
Just you, said I
Said I love my girl
Yes, I love her
Said I love my girl
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13. |
Slightly Stoopid
03:38
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I don't know why i've been losing control
All them fuck all this shit
And down in the hole
Friends keep on tellin' me
What im doin wrong
I'm slightly stoopid
Never passing up the bong
One two three four
They try and say to me that im such a fool
Fool stands for...
They aint cool
Don't try to say to me what the hell i'm doin' wrong
I'm slightly stoopid never passing up that bong
One two three four
...now
And buried in this hole
Thats why i'm so stoopid and out of control
Societys broke up and they'll shoot us away
Cause i'm slighty stoopid
And there's nothing else to say
One two three four
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14. |
Mr. Music
03:32
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play on mr. music
play on
play on mr. music
play on
but give it to me lord
mr. music
you know it sure sounds good to me
it's just the feelin' i know that
you can't refuse
i say now what have you got to be
say there's a riot in the city tonight
everybody
people come no fuss no fight
said there's a riot in the city tonight
everybody
people come no fuss no fight
he tell me
play on mr. music
play on
play on mr. music
play on
well if ya never knew
that givin up's such an easy thing to do
say people don't cha know what's right
right
and when i'm reaching for my sun
that be in the sky
you know my heaven's coming down tonight
he tell me
play on, mr. music
play on
play on, mr. music
play on
but if you listen raggamuffin
don't cha 'ere what i'm sayin to ya
every little thing okay
and when i wake up in the morning
and i'm feeling fine
you know i'm loving everything today
we got to
you know we got to get together one more time
to stand up for our rights
and if you're livin for the life of the simple man
you best stand ground before ya put up a fight
he tell me
play on mr. music
play on
play on mr. music
play on
the keyboard,
he tell me
play on mr. music
play on
play on mr. music
play on
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15. |
To Little Too Late
03:43
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But when I look inside
I've got this bad bad feeling about her
You know she cheated and she lied
And she's throwing it all away
But if you come to me
Tryin' to tell me that you're sorry
You better get down on your knees
And start to pray
And how many times must I come up
With all of the answers
But give me the meaning and the reasons
That you're giving it up today
But if you come to me
Tryin' to tell me that you love me
You better get down on your knees
And start to pray
I never needed anybody
Quite like this
Don't try to tell me how to be
Don't try to tell me how to act
But then you might get smacked
But right in the head
And then you turn around baby
And you might be dead
And I know that I'm feelin' kind of numb in my fingers
But straight down to my toes
But let me feel her up and use her up
Until she gets mutherfuckin' cold, whoa whoa
Baby, won't you step in line?
Just let me grab another piece of your big behind
You better come on girl
And give it to me now
But it's just the beat
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up
Baby, won't you step in line?
Just let me grab another piece of your behind
You better come on girl
And give it to me now
I'll catch the longest barrel rides, no
Deep in the barrels where we ride, yeah yeah
It takes 12 beers to get me right, no, no, no, yeah yeah
I'll catch the longest barrel rides, no
In the bed is where I lie, yeah yeah
It takes 12 beers to get me right, no, no, no, yeah yeah
Low tide jetty is where we play
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16. |
Jedi
02:11
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I use the force 'cause I am a Jedi
But I'm a bad boy and I'm livin' up at the beach
What ya gonna do now
When I'm reaching for my piece of the action
But nobody seems to care, whoa, oh
Nobody seems to care that
I use the force 'cause I am a Jedi
But when I'm hittin' up a blunt
You know I'm down to get high
Roll another one until
You know what it means to say
Goddamn you're a smokin' machine
It's just the bass
Irie, I the Jedi
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17. |
Violence FTP
03:52
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Violence
Violence
Violence
It's pure mood
Violence
Violence
Violence
It's pure mood
Fuck the police
Fuck the government
Fuck the system
Love your mother
Fuck the police
Fuck the government
Fuck the system
Love your mother
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18. |
Just A Buzz
01:25
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Hey, hey, it's just the
... ain't no fun
And if you're Costa Rican
Than you know that we'll be screamin'
Just the opposite on thoughts of every one
Ain't got no money, just a buzz
'Cause living in the nineties is a bust
Fight, fight, you've got to fight...
Survival of the fittest ain't no game
And if you don't believe me
Than I know that you'll deceive me
Just a second and I'm coming back again
Ain't got no money just a buzz
'Cause living in the nineties is a bust
Ain't got no money just a buzz
'Cause living in the nineties is a bust
Fight, fight and die
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19. |
Metal Madness
03:08
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20. |
Free Dub
09:54
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What have you done?
Oh, must you say to believe
All the corruption and the disorderly's said
Feel that music pumpin' in through my veins
I tell you baby, I think I'm goin' insane
For better days like this
I always knew that she had never been kissed
But just passed around and now it's over in a minute
If she don't make a sound
Well, I'm gonna go and get low
Yeah, I'm so sick of the old
Said, I'm gonna go and get low one more time
I'm so sick of the old
I've got it underneath my boot
The sun comes down
And the sky is goin' blue
But like dusk 'til dawn
We're just three white boys
Playin' reggae songs
It's just the beat
Party people
Keep on movin'
Party people
Keep on movin'
We're gonna skank it
All night long
We're gonna skank it
'Til the break of dawn
We're gonna skank it
All night long
We're gonna skank it now, baby
'Til the break of dawn
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credits
released November 24, 1998
Label: Skunk/Cornerstone Records
Label: Skunk/Cornerstone Records
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